A driver’s daily journal would be interesting reading...
"I didn’t get a signature from the recipient because she came to the door in only a towel."
"I once saw a dog napping on the roof of a house. He was just chilling out!"
“Our driver was in his shorts and his shop logo T shirt and delivered to a graveside service and the family asked him to stay and be a pallbearer because they did not have enough. He said I am not dressed for that and they said it does not matter. So he stayed for the service and was a pallbearer.”
“I actually was running a delivery on a Saturday. Went to the door and the 75-80 year old man opened the door in his tighty whities and apologized for making me wait as he “had to get dressed.” Sir, I think you forgot your pants.”